I’m now in the market for a temporary source of income to support my (increasingly alarming) white zinfandel habit until I depart for my new Korean home. But it seems I will never attain one, because evidently you are now required to fill out a ‘personality assessment’ when applying for shitty minimum wage jobs?
And it is all weird/impossible to answer shit like “If work is stressful, I have no problem turning to a movie or television—true or false?” …Do they mean on the job? As in, would I be all “Fuck this spreadsheet…. Everybody Loves Raymond!!!”?
There was one I totally couldn’t answer, something to the tune of, “when I get angry…blah blah something about letting go.” That is so unclear. Let the anger go or like… let go with my AK47?
“Do you work because you like it or out of a sense of duty?”
“You give the distinct impression to everyone you work with that you are destined to succeed—true or false?”
“You are kinda commie, and want to work hard for little money and eat gruel.”
“Do you prefer work or magic? CHOOSE NOW.”
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