Sometimes I feel like my life is this video game (not a cool “new style” video game with like…military strategies or pro-skaters but more of an 80’s arcade style game like Galaxian or Arkanoid or the like)

Allow me to expand upon this shitty metaphor.  So…I’m walking along jumping from awesome hovering platform to awesome hovering platform when suddenly I misjudge my jump and fall and plummet down, confused, having just landed in a pile of rusty knives and and student loans and a worthless major and there’s a chain of fireballs swinging wildly at me. You know what I mean?