Does the United States Postal Service know what the word ‘Deceased’ means? I feel like if they did, they would stop stamping it on return-to-sender mail. But considering that PTSD sufferers get bonus points on the postal test for adding that extra “total nutjob” flair to an already beleaguered institution… I dunno.

I recently discovered that a friend tried to send me a Christmas card, only to find out from her mail carrier that I have expired. Luckily, with a quick phone call I was able give it to her on good authority that I am, in fact, not dead- or if I am, I am very high-functioning.

And just a few weeks after I found about this, too.  Odd?