Oh helllooooo Barnes and Noble e-advertisement! Please detail the highlights of your latest literary brain ticklers for me!

This is an excellent reminder of why I never buy books online - it’s because I’m forced to look at books by women.

Good.  God.

If I were involved with some sort of Baader-Meinhof group right now, I think I’d propose that our first “political action” be to insert poison onto every page of this book. Kinsella’s fanbase might be my least favorite form of human being other than actual child molesters.